School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. <\/p>\n
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.<\/p>\n
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. <\/p>\n
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. <\/p>\n
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. <\/p>\n
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either” <\/p>\n
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.<\/p>\n
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. <\/p>\n
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. <\/p>\n
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. <\/p>\n
Father: A banker provided by nature. <\/p>\n
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. <\/p>\n
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. <\/p>\n
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. <\/p>\n
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. <\/p>\n
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. <\/p>\n
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. <\/p>\n
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. <\/p>\n
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. <\/p>\n
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. <\/p>\n
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. <\/p>\n
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who … <\/p>\n